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Overnight,
Land Rover be-
came a luxury
car brand, like
Rolls-Royce.
Land Rovers and
Range Rovers be-
came the preferred means of transport for aristocrats, stockbrokers
and drug dealers alike.
Older Land Rovers – the ones that are actually used offroad by
people who aren’t yuppies – never really die. That has been their
traditional strength; somehow or other, older Land Rovers almost
always limp home. Which, by the way, doesn’t mean that Land
Rovers are, or have ever been, especially reliable. They’re more like
a troubled marriage that is continually patched up just as it ap-
proaches disintegration.
It’s worse on the newer models: virtually all modern Land Rover
models suffer from chronic unreliability combined with high re-
pair costs. The BBC’s TopGear magazine said it all: “If [there was]
a formula that combined price with customer satisfaction, then the
Range Rover would come stone last...It gets a ‘very poor’ rating in
just about every single department of reliability.”
We still love Land Rov-
ers. They have a certain
style and character that
you’ll rarely find in a Jap-
anese offroader. They are
also among the world’s
best offroad vehicles,
when working. We just
wish that the Land Rover
people could make them
reliable as well •